Thursday, November 12, 2009

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

1.Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3.It's Cool Whip time!

4.If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5.That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7.Are you ready for seconds yet?

8.Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13.I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15.How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when its thingy pops up.

17.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18.That's the biggest one I've ever seen

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